Monday, February 15, 2016

New Study Finds Only 88% Of Guitar Center Customers Become Famous Musicians

From the Onion: This study reveals a shocking truth. 12% of Guitar Center customers, it appears, do not in fact achieve the fame and fortune that seems theirs for the taking.

"Though music executives regularly prowl the store’s aisles, scrutinizing the deafening clamor of 20 guitars being played simultaneously in hopes of finding the next Eric Clapton or Steve Vai, the reality is that an alarming 1 out of 10 patrons of the music equipment superstore nationwide manage to fall through the cracks."

Coming on the heels of this report, the plight of GC customers appears bleak indeed. One can only hope for better days ahead.

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