Thursday, March 17, 2016

Ted Cruz Calls For A Ban On The Satanic Tritone

I do so wish this were true, though it turns out to be a hoax: according to this post, Presidential candidate Ted Cruz has called for the elimination of the "Devil's tritone" from all music.

This intricately worded article not only builds a convincing narrative, but supports it with (fictional) quotes that ring entirely true when imagined as spoken in Cruz's own voice.

Well played, Submediant. Well played.

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