This entry features quite possibly the most surreal thing Jen has ever said to me, asleep or awake. Also the second consecutive month to feature the mention of a blender, just to put that out there.
"Are you still doing all of the regular things?"
Jen: "You're like Mr. Fix It." *
Me: "Really? Why's that?"
Jen: "I'm not sure why this or that question is asked of me."
"Is this where you were living?"
Jen: "We need to talk about your wingspan... none of the facts are accurate."
Me: "What exactly is it about my... wingspan that we need to discuss?"
Jen: "I'd rather not get into it. You're making this harder than it has to be."
"You put your smoothie in a blender. You have to press a button to make the smoothie go."
Jen: "Lots of different stuff."
Me: "Like what stuff?"
Jen: "That's not your problem."
"Are we still going this way?"
* Quite possibly the most surreal thing she's ever said to me, asleep or awake.
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